No, it's really not.

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01/27/2017 at 14:54 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 14:56

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It has “five doors.”

It is not a coupe.

Also looks like a photoshop’ed Maserati Quattroporte


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 14:58

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Not even a little bit. Looks like it’s straight out of “Grand Theft Auto” in a bad way.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Roadster Man
01/27/2017 at 14:59

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“Sedan with suboptimal rear seat headroom”


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 15:00

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I saw it at the debut, it looks pretty good IMO.

But no, by definition, not a coupe.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 15:01

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Am I the only one who thinks this thing looks phenomenal?


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:14

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I think it looks incredible, and so does the rest of my family.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:16

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I like it.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 15:16

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Sexy, yes. Coupe, no.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
01/27/2017 at 15:17

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I’m glad the rest of your family looks incredible.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 15:18

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“5 Passenger”

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Maybe if the 5th has no legs.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:27

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No. I like it very much, but it’s not a coupe.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:28

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I think most Kias look really good. I saw one next to an Audi the other day though...and I had to just stand there and stare at them side by side. It was hard to tell them apart.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Chariotoflove
01/27/2017 at 15:28

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Fair enough.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:33

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I like it.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 15:37

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Sexy? Check. Sporty? Check. Coupe? No.


Kinja'd!!! kiwi_matt > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 15:41

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I do. Just not convinced the build quality will be there.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/27/2017 at 16:31

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The 3/4 view is quite good. I was taking issue with calling it a coupe.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 16:33

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5 seatbelts, more accurately.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/27/2017 at 16:34

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*hatchback


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 16:35

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The coupe part was really what I was taking issue with. Was BMW the first offender on this front?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > William Byrd
01/27/2017 at 16:36

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Yeah, this rear 3/4 view is not bad.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 16:40

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Well that too haha. The CLS was the first 4-door “coupe” that I remember seeing


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 16:45

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I feel like there ought to be a word for a hatch that effectively just has a trunk + rear window lift. I’m also unsure exactly when a trunk became a necessary part of the sedan descriptor - it totally is, but considering that a sedan used to mean:

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Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/27/2017 at 16:52

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Droll!!!!!!! A two door sedan!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 17:14

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Right - did they market it that way? I forgot.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/27/2017 at 17:17

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Yup - a sedan can be a coupe (2 door), but a coupe can’t be a sedan (4 door).


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 17:18

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Oh yeah agree with you on that


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/27/2017 at 17:18

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Four-door fastback


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 17:20

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I think so, be cause I remember having a chip on my shoulder about the car because someone called it a 4 door coupe. Google seems to agree. The CLS is a good looking car, but if you’re forcing me into a sedan McCouperson, it will be an A7


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 17:22

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The 6 GC is handsome as well


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 17:22

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RS7 FTFY

Or the redesigned Panamera GTS

Four-door fastback is an acceptable term.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 17:28

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It is a handsome non-coupe


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 17:29

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At least it’s not a fucking SUV thanks Mercedes


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 17:37

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I wonder how many of these they actually made with the manual.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 17:38

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Yea RS7 for sure if I had that kind of cheese.

I’m 911 or no Porsche guy, but the Panamera is a great car


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 17:55

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No GT4? =)


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/27/2017 at 18:41

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Obviously yes GT4! However at the price they’re going for I’d still rather a well sorted 997.2 / 991


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
01/27/2017 at 20:29

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Haha! Okay, just making sure.


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/28/2017 at 02:55

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Correct. Although Motor Trend called it a “five door ... coupe,” a rear hatch is not a door.


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
01/28/2017 at 02:56

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... or is an infant or a toddler or a dwarf or a midget


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/28/2017 at 02:57

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belts aren’t attached to seats